How To Kill Your Muse in 11 Easy Steps (And a Ferret Resurrection!)

Step One: Watch as all your November plans blow up in your face.

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Step Two: Try to catch the shrapnel.
Step Three: Take far too much time with Step Two.
Step Four: Realize that as you were completing Step Two, your novel was not writing itself.
Step Five: Step on shrapnel, realize that you can’t NOT finish Step Two, and continue working on novel between bits of shrapnel.
Step Six: Realize that it is the final week of NaNoWriMo, and you still have 25,000 words to write.
Step Seven: Panic.

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Step Eight: Lose several days to panic, but still somehow get 11k written.
Step Nine: Realize that it is the last day of NaNo, and you still need 14k.
Step Ten: Despite the closed kitchen at your favorite coffeehouse, pound out 14k words in no less than 11 hours, with 20 minutes to spare before midnight.

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Step Eleven: Resolve never to do that again.

The above that you just read is based on my NaNoWriMo experience this past year. If you’d like to read the non-summarized version of events (which were slightly less hilarious at the time), you can find it here.

We The Ferrets…

Would like to issue a sincere apology that the blog died after the A-Z Challenge last year. We all hit some severe burnout, and then Real Life took over for many of us – it was a crazy, stressful, wonderful year, but blogging fell to the wayside for many of us, and not just on the Ferret blogs. Our personal blogs often suffered as well.

So that said, our blog is alive again. We have some awesome stuff planned for the next few months (and most likely not the A-Z Challenge this year), but our posts are going to be a bit more spread out. Instead of a minimum of one post a week, we’re aiming for 2-3 per month.

Thank you all for sticking around! See you soon!

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7 thoughts on “How To Kill Your Muse in 11 Easy Steps (And a Ferret Resurrection!)

  1. Alex Hurst says:

    Glad to see you’re back! With a blog name as awesome as yours, it would be a shame for this blog to go down. 🙂 Even if you’re not doing A-Z, don’t worry…. It’s the quality (of the posts, and your own lives) that matters most! ^_^

    Happy revival!

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